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Top 20 all-time most condemned singaporean pickup lines

Last post 02-09-2004, 13:04 by icelava. 0 replies.
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  •  02-09-2004, 13:04 289

    Top 20 all-time most condemned singaporean pickup lines

    Referenced off HardwareZone Eat-drink-man-woman forum
    1. Can I buy you a glass of Newater?

    2. Hello, Kitty.

    3. Didn’t I see you last week at SDU Headquarters/Communicable Disease Centre/Desker Road?

    4. Hi, I’m an entrepreneur and I think we can do big business with each other.

    5. Weren’t you in a slimming center/Oxy 10/hair weaving ad?

    6. Would you like to come with me to a Young PAP meeting?

    7. Can I borrow your EZ Link card? Because I want to take you places.

    8. I’m an NSF on a mission. Can you tell me how to topo to your house?

    9. Xiao Meimei, yao chi tang ma? (Mandarin for “Little girl, want some candy?”)

    10. I’m on a PSC scholarship for love, and I want to be bonded to you.

    11. Come up to my place and I’ll show you my collection of bubble tea straws.

    12. Hi, I’m a local talent.

    13. Let’s go to my house and watch reruns of V.R. Man.

    14. Hurry up, go out with me. I only put 50 cent coupon.

    15. I want to be quarantined… with you. (alternatively: Going out with you will make me break my quarantine.)

    16. ‘Eh, your wedding ring real or not, ha?

    17. Go out with me, lah. I promise to give you part of my liver.

    18. I’m a stayer, not a quitter.

    19. My handphone is smaller than his.

    20. I got 4 A stars, you know.
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