http://icelava.net/forums/19/ShowForum.aspxJoke log.enCommunityServer 2.1 SP1 (Build: 61019.2)http://icelava.net/forums/thread/868.aspxThu, 13 Jan 2005 10:38:28 GMTb5ede4db-7277-4f66-971e-849c7a9a2fd5:868Gibby0http://icelava.net/forums/thread/868.aspxhttp://icelava.net/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=19&PostID=868<p>The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!"</p> <p>Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently.</p> <p>Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &amp; Schitt, Inc.</p> <p>Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.</p> <p>Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.</p> <p>After 15 years of marriage, Jack &amp; Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.</p> <p>Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda<br />Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.</p> <p>Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable throughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.</p> <p>Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt.</p> <p>So, NOW if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but the entire Schitt list!</p>