http://icelava.net/forums/19/ShowForum.aspxJoke log.enCommunityServer 2.1 SP1 (Build: 61019.2)http://icelava.net/forums/thread/6380.aspxThu, 18 Feb 2010 05:53:45 GMTb5ede4db-7277-4f66-971e-849c7a9a2fd5:6380icelava0http://icelava.net/forums/thread/6380.aspxhttp://icelava.net/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=19&PostID=6380<p><a href="http://www.astrologyweekly.com/humour/funny-horoscopes.php">http://www.astrologyweekly.com/humour/funny-horoscopes.php</a></p><p><BLOCKQUOTE><div>Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts.</div></BLOCKQUOTE></p><p><BLOCKQUOTE><div>The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened.</div></BLOCKQUOTE></p><p><BLOCKQUOTE><div>Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal.</div></BLOCKQUOTE> </p><p><BLOCKQUOTE><div>So much for buying the world a Coke - they would breast-feed the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific.</div></BLOCKQUOTE></p><p><BLOCKQUOTE><div>Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur.</div></BLOCKQUOTE></p><p><BLOCKQUOTE><div>Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo".</div></BLOCKQUOTE></p><p><BLOCKQUOTE><div>Libras give to designer charities.</div></BLOCKQUOTE></p><p><BLOCKQUOTE><div>Many Scorpios have found ways to successfully smoke in the shower.</div></BLOCKQUOTE></p><p><BLOCKQUOTE><div>Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus.</div></BLOCKQUOTE></p><p><BLOCKQUOTE><div>Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell.</div></BLOCKQUOTE></p><p><BLOCKQUOTE><div>Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it.</div></BLOCKQUOTE> </p><p><BLOCKQUOTE><div>Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny.</div></BLOCKQUOTE><br></p><p><img src="http://icelava.net/emoticons/emotion-5.gif" alt="Wink" />&nbsp;</p>