... and wants you to ask questions properly!
As with
many other instances around the Internet detailing how one ought to
think through and structure his/her questions and descriptions to articulate the situation to others with clarity, Microsoft has commissioned a dedicated
KB article to teach that as well.
Funny how such a topic can be written in such a diplomatic manner, but it only applies to operating systems
Windows 2000 and above. You are entitled to ask horribly-structured questions if you continue to use Windows 98 or Millennium.