... and wants you to ask questions properly!
As with many other instances around the Internet
detailing how one ought to think through
and structure his/her questions and descriptions to articulate the situation to others with clarity, Microsoft has commissioned a dedicated KB article
to teach that as well.
Funny how such a topic can be written in such a diplomatic manner, but it only applies to operating systems Windows 2000 and above
. You are entitled to ask horribly-structured questions if you continue to use Windows 98 or Millennium.